Obscure Abstracts

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blueridge-mountains:

#this is the scene when I realised that David Tennant was the greatest actor I’d ever known #I mean he essentially has a mental breakdown as The Doctor #and it’s just one of the most powerful scenes ever in Doctor Who

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A Formal Apology

to anyone who didn’t stay after the credits of Iron Man 3 to see the Easter Egg.

Sucks to be you.

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I pissed off some teen age kid at a table I was serving.

Me: I'm sorry, I'll be back with the right plate
Him: whatever
*as I turn to walk away*
Him: *talking to his friends* he's probably a homo, he's too distraught.
*i turn back to the table*
Me: you know, you shouldn't talk about the dude who's about to serve your food, right beside him. Also, learn the definition of homo, it's a root word that means, "man" in which yes I am a man, more of one than you will ever dream to be. So if you're intentions were referring to me being a homoSEXUAL as in MAN-sexual, which I am, then use a correct form of it. Now, sit there little boy, while this gay man goes to get your food for you.
*i leave and come back*
Me: here's your AIDs stuffed burrito you ordered.
His friends tipped me $20

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mermaidinthetardis:

I just want to be a little kitty cat
Then I could cuddle with everyone!

I’m not sure why you need to be a kitty for that, but whatever suits your fancy xD

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a mad man with a box

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who-lligan:

Mark Jeffries, CEO of Abercrombie and Fitch, raised in Los Angeles, CA.

Cassandra: “That’s where I used to live, when I was a little boy. Down there. Mummy and Daddy had a little house built into the side of the Los Angeles Crevice.”

We have seen the future…MOISTURIZE ME!

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